Dear Lysol: WTF?

I just had to put this out there.

You do realize that your new No-Touch Soap Dispenser is completely pointless right?

Here's the process of washing your hands:

1.) Soak them a bit.
2.) Touch that germy soap dispenser to put soap onto your hands.

3.) Scrub and lather those germs in with the germs that were already on your hands in the first place.

4.) Rinse hands for at least 2o seconds to wash off ALL those germs that were on your hands, including those from the soap dispenser.

5.) Dry off hands and admire how clean they are.

So, there is no need for a No-Touch soap dispenser.

Now stop making people waste their money, and go invent something more useful and necessary.